Turn Who?’ Into SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
No more blending in — time to glow radioactive in your niche.
Tired of being the best-kept secret in your industry? I forge scroll-stopping personal brands that make you impossible to ignore, irresistibly hireable, and annoyingly memorable. As a personal brand development specialist, I fuse savage visuals with your authentic voice – turning LinkedIn ghosts into niche celebrities dripping with inbound opportunities.
Visual Identity
Platform Domination
Charisma Core
Feed Grenades
I'm Your Best Freelance Personal Brand Designer
I’m your freelance brand demolitionist – 6+ years detonating ‘who?’ into ‘shut up and take my money!’.
Merging savage visuals with profit-triggering personal storytelling psychology. I murder mediocrity while competitors weep into their stock-photo coffee.
- Linkedin Leadership
- Instagram Vibe Artillery
- Tiktok Chaos Cores
- Voice Authenticity
- Inbound Lead Tsunamis
- Niche Monopoly Engineering
- Competitor Soul Crushing
- Audience Hypnosis Systems
- Newsletter Dopamine Darts
- Blog Charisma Landmines
Ready To Murder Your Industry Secret Era?
Launch Brand Nuke Get Designs in 48 Hours
DETONATE YOUR ICON STATUS
WARNING: May cause sudden fame infections & phone-melting inbound DMs. Competitors risk existential collapse and LinkedIn stalking disorders.
How long until i stop being invisible?
First sparks in 6-8 weeks. full ignition in 3-5 months. (faster than therapy for imposter syndrome).
What if i hate writing content?
I ghostwrite in your voice. you get the credit; i get the carpal tunnel.
Do you do ‘corporate professional’ brands?
Only if ‘professional’ means ‘still human’. no stock-photo-soullessness allowed.
Are You Taking On New Projects?
Currently accepting 3-4 clients/month for maximum chaos-to-creativity conversion. Slots fill faster than a viral TikTok trend. DM ‘CODE RED’ to skip the queue.
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