I Engineer Scroll Stopping Grenades
True virality needs engineered chaos-your competitors’ editing will look like cave paintings.
I weaponize raw footage into dopamine grenades that detonate mid-scroll. Using neuro-tested hooks, seizure-safe pacing, and meme-alchemy, I hijack attention spans before ‘skip’ reflexes fire.
Your video won’t just trend – it’ll colonize feeds and empty wallets.
Short Format Mastery
Podcast-to-Viral Clip
Interactive VFX
Liquid-Style Motion Graphics
From Simple Videos to Viral Warheads 3 Second Brain Hijacks
I detonate raw footage into dopamine warheads engineered to hijack brains in under 3 seconds. Using neuro-tested hooks, UGC-style ‘authentic fakes’, and algorithmic shrapnel tailored for TikTok/Reels, I transform scrollers into obsessed fans who colonize feeds and auto-empty wallets.
- UGC Authenticity Fakes
- Vertical Attention-Grabbing
- Silent Caption-First
- AI Hyper-Realism Edits
- Neo-Brutalist Edge
- Podcast-to-Reel Slices
- Liquid Motion Magic
- Shoppable Shortform
- Episodic Hook Retention
- 8K Cinematic Immersion
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Launch Viral Strike Get Custom Designs in 48 Hours
Ready to Detonate YourFootage Into Algorithm-Crushing Attention Grenades?
SIDE EFFECTS: Viral Metastasis, Competitor Mental Collapse, and Audience Obsession Requiring Surgical Monetization
Why you’re the best viral reel video editor?
Because I merge mad scientist energy with sniper timing. 6+ years hijacking algorithms before they peak. your reel? my next victim.
How fast can you turn around edits?
first cuts in 48h. revisions faster than a trending sound dies. urgent? scream ‘CODE RED’ for priority.
Do you need raw footage?
ideal but not mandatory. I can resurrect garbage footage into gold (within reason). No voodoo for 240p potato cams.
Are You Taking On New Projects?
Currently accepting 3-4 clients/month for maximum chaos-to-creativity conversion. Slots fill faster than a viral TikTok trend. DM ‘CODE RED’ to skip the queue.
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